Comments: If a Dissertation Proposal was like Bush's Articulation of our Foreign Policy...

You bastard, you stole my thesis proposal!

Posted by Bobo at April 15, 2004 01:05 PM

Unfortunately, I think the committee he's presenting to is made up of Rove, Scalia, and DeLay.

Posted by Carl at April 15, 2004 01:10 PM

Miss Elk:
My theory by A. Elk. Brackets Miss, brackets.
This theory goes as follows and begins now.
All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is my theory, it is mine, and belongs to me and I own it, and what it is too.

That's it, is it?

Miss Elk:
Spot on, Chris.

Well, er, this theory of yours appears to have hit the nail on the head.

Miss Elk:
And it's mine.

Posted by bob at April 16, 2004 12:21 PM