speak for yourself, Chump. she likes long walks at sunset, and puppies.

i heard she found a guy named brett. there's a picture with the both of them looming about the 'net. why then does she still have a picture up? she must be cheating on brett!!!

Missy appears to have become a maor favorite of American males, and probably some lesbians. She's the "girl-next-door" type that guys want to marry. Excellent job by Yahoo or their ad agency in picking her. Her image suckers a lot of men into using "Yahoo Personals." Your chances of finding a Missy are zero. Most you'll probably find is some overweight broad with severe mental problems and herpes.

There was a dark-haired chick in the Colgate TV commercials for their tooth-whitening stuff who had the same appeal as Missy, and damn good teeth too.

Good luck with the online dating crap. If you need that, you probably need a psychiatrist and an extreme makeover. Decent woman, who don't do online dating, don't want guys who live in their parents' basements and smoke weed all day with their asshole friends.

I forgot to add this to my comments. It is not possible for Missy to be from Watertown, NY. I've been to Watertown and there are no women in that town who have a full set of teeth like Missy. Most of the broads, even the ones in their twenties, are missing at least four of five teeth, if not more. Bad diet and inbreeding are a killer.

Hi, guys, I'm Missy in the Yahoo ads. I'm a model and an actress who is happily married to an M.D. Even I was single and miserable, I wouldn't have any use for the guys who post on this site. I suspect the bunch of you sit home alone at night drinking 40s of Colt and polishing you knobs.

Well yes Missy you are right, and Jim, you are an asshole, but that's not what I came to say. These previous comments have taken the wind out of my sails.

~Paul

Paul's upset. Too f...ing bad. I suspect it's because he's 45 and still lives in his parents' basement, where he spends his time puffin' on reefer and waxing his cucumber.

I'll have you know i'm 43. Ha!

~Paul

Paul, you've got a good sense of humor. At 43, I know what would get you up and out of that basement? My youngest daughter is 26. She and her close friends are very super-model hot. Her girlfriend Christy just got breast enlargements, at a cost of $7,000. She didn't need it done in the first place. She makes our beloved Missy look like Marilyn Manson. If you saw Christy and her new RACK, you'd never want to go back to that tin-foil lined, subterranian marijuana farm.

Happy Motoring,

Jim H.

Missy may be an ad but she is nice to look at. Waiting for the nude pics. :)